How-To: Keep Your Fly From Falling Down

How-To: Keep Your Fly From Falling Down:

This useful "first world solution" to a fly that won't stay zipped was posted on reddit by user ANatale (warning: NSFW). The original tutorial was written in a vernacular reminiscent of The Wu-Tang Clan's seminal "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)," so I've just posted the images here.